The most common funny cleaning fights couples have

When two people live together, it’s only a matter of time before the subject of cleaning comes up. Whether it’s tidying the living room, washing the dishes or tackling the laundry mountain, cleaning is one of the most common—and funniest—topics that couples bicker about.


So, let’s take a humorous look at the common (and often hilarious) arguments couples have around cleaning:

1. The “I’m not the Maid!” argument

 It starts innocently enough. One person notices the mess and says, “I’ll just do it later.” A few days later, when they’re sitting on the couch for the fifth consecutive night with pizza boxes around them, the other person erupts with, “Are you planning on cleaning up, or do I need to call a cleaning service?!”

What’s funny about this is how each partner thinks they are doing their share—often with wildly different standards of what “doing their share” means. One person might consider picking up their socks a monumental achievement, while the other is wondering why the house is slowly becoming huge mess. Whether you are the doer or the procrastinator, we suggest you to get yourself some Dishmatic Tear N’ Wipe Microfibre Cloths  . These cloths on a roll are perfect to use all around the house for wiping down cabinets, surfaces, windows, baths and spills. Simply tear off a cloth, use and then place it in the washing machine to be reused again and again.

 

2. The “I have only cleaned it yesterday!” argument

“Didn’t I just clean this place?!” Oh, this one never gets old. The person who cleaned yesterday feels like their hard work is being undone by their partner in 24 hours. They ask, “Where does it all go? We just cleaned this place! Is there a cleaning fairy, or am I doing it all by myself again?”

On the flip side, the other person doesn’t see what the fuss is about. They’ve just put their shoes in the corner and left a glass in the sink, and now they’re getting the third degree about it.

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3. The “You Don’t Know How to Fold!” Argument

Folding laundry is a skill, but one that some people just don’t understand. Whether it’s a blanket that’s always folded wrong, socks that never match, or towels that look like they’ve been crumpled in a bag, this is a classic.

One person insists on perfect folding, with every item having its proper place, while the other folds with the mentality, “It’s just going in a drawer anyway, who cares?”

 

4. The “It’s not dirty, It’s just… lived in!” argument

Ever notice how some people will argue that the house doesn’t need cleaning because it’s “lived in”? The “lived-in” argument is code for, “There’s no mess here, just a home that looks like a mess.” A few coffee cups, a rogue piece of pizza on the counter, and a pile of jackets near the door somehow become part of the “charm” of the house.
Meanwhile, the other person is looking around like they’re about to host a crime scene investigation, and they can’t understand how anyone could function with so much mess.
The disagreement usually ends with one side rolling their eyes and the other pretending to ignore the chaos.

 

5. The “Whose turn is it?” argument

You know the scene: One person is elbow-deep in washing up liquid, when the other casually strolls into the kitchen with a coffee mug in hand. A glare is exchanged. “It’s your turn to do the dishes today.”

But it’s not as easy as it sounds. Because there’s always the “I did them yesterday!” or “I worked all day!” defence.

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6. The “Leave it for later” argument

“Let’s just leave it for tomorrow!” There’s always that one person who convinces the other that now isn’t the right time to clean, despite a mess looming. The excuse could be anything—it’s too late, it’s been a long day, or maybe “the cleaning fairy will take care of it.” The procrastinator calmly assures the other, “We’ll tackle it later.”

The funny part? The “later” never seems to come, and after days of pushing it off, both partners find themselves diving into a frenzy of cleaning with no energy left, leading to even more funny arguments about whose fault it was to delay. And for those heavy duty cleaning task, there is only one solution : Dishmatic Big Job Brush!  From scrubbing away heavy grease to lifting up stubborn stains and dirt Dishmatic Big Job is designed to tackle any heavy duty cleaning task.

 

In Conclusion: Cleaning, a Team Effort (with Some Drama)

At the end of the day, most couples are just trying to keep the house in a manageable state. But in every partnership, cleaning becomes one of those quirky battlegrounds that sparks confusion and laughter.

While no one can agree on who should be doing the cleaning (or how it should be done), what’s certain is that Dishmatic can make every task easier!

 

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